The Original Today Im Not Gonna Be A Bitch Im Gonna Be Nice Shirt delivers a bold and candid message wrapped in humor. Featuring a striking text-based design, this shirt centers around the cheeky phrase “TODAY I’M NOT GONNA BE A B! TCH I’M GONNA BE NICE STOP LAUGHING YOU F*CKERS IT COULD HAPPEN,” with the word “B! TCH” highlighted in large red letters for emphasis. The text is arranged in a stacked format around a playful cartoon character of a girl wearing a red hat with a bow, adding a whimsical touch to the edgy statement.

Design and Style Context
This graphic tee embraces contemporary informal language and humor, appealing to adults who appreciate bold, slightly profane wit. The combination of black and red text on a white background creates a visually impactful look, while the cartoon girl adds personality and a hint of playfulness. The design’s candid tone reflects a humorous take on choosing kindness over negativity, making it a standout piece among casual wear options.
Audience and Use Occasions
Ideal for humor enthusiasts and fans of straightforward, edgy statements, this shirt fits well in informal social settings and everyday casual wear. It resonates with those who enjoy sharing quick, memorable humor in their apparel. Whether worn to casual gatherings, laid-back outings, or simply as a lighthearted expression of mood, it offers a unique way to convey a positive yet cheeky attitude.
Product details
| Product type | Shirt |
|---|---|
| Material | 100% cotton, except Sport Grey: 90% US cotton / 10% polyester; Dark Heather: 50% US cotton / 50% polyester or 35% US cotton / 65% polyester; Ash: 99% US cotton / 1% polyester. |
| Size options | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| Care | Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors. Do not use bleach. Do not iron. Do not dry clean. Do not tumble dry. |
| Fit | Seamless twin needle 7/8″ collar, taped neck and shoulders, rolled forward shoulders for better fit, twin needle sleeve and bottom hems, quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease. |
| Note | Fiber content may vary by color. |

The Original Today Im Not Gonna Be A Bitch Im Gonna Be Nice Shirt optimized Shirt graphic is available as a classic shirt, v-neck shirt, tank top, hoodie, and sweatshirt — pick the style that suits you, and check the Product details above for the full size range.
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Frequently asked questions
What is the main message on this shirt?
The shirt features a humorous and candid statement about choosing to be nice instead of negative, expressed with bold and slightly profane language.
When is this shirt appropriate to wear?
This shirt suits informal social settings, casual outings, and everyday wear where lighthearted and edgy humor is welcome.
Can I get this design as a hoodie or tank top?
The same design is available on classic and ladies shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and tank tops. See the Product details above for the full size range.

















