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Are we going to move away from Pretty I’M Not Lazy, I’M Just In Quarantine Shirt contractions altogether then? I cannot wait for people to come to understand that it is the superior form of English to take time to write out every word you meant to say. No more shall we use short hand phrases, but instead we shall always ensure our structure correct, structured, and properly British. As someone with an apostrophe in their surname, this upsets me greatly. The amount of times I have filled out an online form only to receive the error message “please enter a valid name” because of the fucking apostrophe is outrageous! My name is valid you cunts!

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While I am all for accepting that Pretty I’M Not Lazy, I’M Just In Quarantine Shirt languages are living, breathing things that will inevitably evolve over time, I can’t help but feel that there’s a real difference between an error that becomes so commonplace that it is accepted as the new normal and a neologism or other linguistic adaptation that is a conscious and intentional departure from the norm. Creative license is one thing; unintentional mistakes are another. “Would of” is one example of a completely nonsensical error that likely confuses many non-native speakers because of its complete disregard for grammatical norms in favor of phonetic similarity. Will this, too, one day be considered proper English?

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